Mr. Porn Geek doing us all a favour!
When in porn Internet biz, you get to meet lots of people that have nothing to do with the actual "porn" but are just some geeks and computer tech nerds that got into Internet porn to make dough. One of those guys I got to see on one of our meets and greets, when from out of nowhere a smoking hot Lamborghini came out covered in Mr. Porn Geek stickers! I taught to myself: "Now this guy's the biggest geek of them all...but he has a fly car!".
So after an impact like that, of course I'll go and check out his porn list site. It's a porn directory with site reviews, sex toy reviews, great porn deals, groupons, the whole deal. Even those porn vouchers are given out, like coupons for porn, that you get when trying to score some of those top porn sites. I mean it was swaged out to the brim as far as porn directories go.
One of my personal fav porn sites is shooshtime since I'm an ass lover and the thicker the ass the better it is, so I dig black themed sites. Once I went black I couldn't go back. The review has a spin to it. It had a vibe as if it's borderline rude, but it had that mater-of-fact touch that made just the right balance. Finesse in the details, I liked it.
Next nook I had to peep at was something dear to my heart - best search engines. I'm tired of Google making it hard as f*** to find some porn. I mean, who cares anymore. People want to see it, let them. But hey, the monopoly dude says so, so we play by their rules, therefore I stopped playing their game and that's why I love these porn searchers. Mr. Porn Geek, knows what's good, so I took some sites for myself, and now my life is 0.00001% easier. Better than nothing.
And that was it. My hunch was on point this time. Lambo is all that it takes for a great marketing campaign. If I had a butchery, I'd stick some pork chops on the roof of my Diablo and advertise the crap out of it too. That's how you grab the attention of the masses – buy a Lambo and you're golden. So big up to Mr. Porn Geek, and I highly recommend his knowledge.